Me: Umm, hello blog
My Blog: Well, hello! About time you updated me this week..
Me: Oh well, I know. But what to do; I am not getting enough sunshine, and..
My Blog: Not that I am particularly interested, but go on (blog sigh in the background)
Me: And, its so cold, there is so much fog, I can’t see anything outside, I can’t drive anywhere, and Mr. Shaking Head is traveling so I am bored, and there is no sun, and it’s so cold..
My Blog: Whoa! Enough already! It’s lovely to hear about your diminishing chirp factor, but I have a job to do here. Now, how about updating me, like pronto?
Me: What? Sure, I mean…sure, but I am feeling blue. i.e. when I am feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look..
My Blog: Hey hey! Do not sing that song all over me again! Here, look at this. It’s one of your favorites. Get inspired woman, and get back to work.
Me: Ah, such is life. Song sung blue, everybody knows one. Song sung..
My Blog: Psst..hello, readers, wohoo, yup, you guys. Oh alright! Ladies and Gentlemen! That is polite, right? Now, can you please send some sunshine her way before I hang (myself)? Pretty please?
And yes, do take a look at her pick of rooms today…no marks for guessing the theme.
Me: Well, green is a kind of a blue. They are from the same family. They are practically cousins. And then when there is no sunshine, green looks like blue. So there.
[All pics from the fantabulous MarieClaireMaison]
P.S: Me: Did you see what a bully my blog is? Let the sun shine, and I’ll go and tweak its html – change the format, update the design, teach it a lesson! Just wait and watch.
(evil, but righteous laughter in the background..)